Barry from EastEnders was born there. And we're proud.
1. It's pronounced MaidSTONE, never Maid-stun. Confusion over fellow Kent town Folkestone is more acceptable, and sometimes even we're not sure how to say the name of nearby Bearsted.
2. We are allowed to complain about Maidstone's getting more chavvy, or refer to the old club ikon as Pikon, but you can't.
3. The rivalry between the schools is REAL. If we have a friend from another school, it's probably because we met at primary age.
4. If we went to an all-girls schools, the only time we'd ever get to talk to boys was…